Toffee Nosed Twat

Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.

Have you heard that bitter toffee nosed twat?

I fucking hate andy gray the toffee nosed twat!

by Scouse Mouse October 14, 2009

tofu ass

the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

Sticky toffee pudding

Where a man comes into a woman's belly button, then either he,- or another person who is involved in a threesome - sucks it out and swallows it.

Mate, after our light lunch i was still hungry so me, Shelly and Dave went back to my house and had a sticky toffee pudding

by bates789 March 31, 2009

tofrotard

Somebody who is completely obsessed with Ray Toro from My Chemical Romance's afro.

Oh my gawd! Ray's fro in the Black Parade looks like it's wilting... I am SUCH a tofrotard!

by MelodiexMusic September 13, 2007

Tofat

If someone takes a fattening food and intentionally makes the food more fattening.

Man 1: Hey man, I'm gonna make a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich, instead of bread, I will use pancakes.

Man 2: Woaaahh man, that's Tofat!

by FaCtcaPmTp September 6, 2011

Toff

absolute fucked up wanker, usually very soft

fuck off you toff

by God#28 April 13, 2004

morning toffee milkshake

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.

she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake

by nebzors October 2, 2010