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Attack on Titan

The most depressing show you'll ever watch. Don't get attached to any of the characters because Isayama hates us all.

Basically giant naked people overrun the civillazation and mankind is kinda going extinct but this dumb hot bitch eren decided hes gonna kill all the titans himself because his hot mom died, even though he's weak as hell and Mikasa actually just kills everyone for him. Mf was on the brink of death more times than Levi caressed his Windex bottle.
Person 1: Have you heard of Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Is it that show where all your favorite characters die?

Person 1: Eh, specify.
Person 2: Bitch gets friendzoned by her brother?
Person 1: BITCH SPECIFY!
Person 2: Short mf cheats on weave man with bottle of windex
Person 1: That's the one.
by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021
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titan bag

When you teabag someone in Titanfall. Can be titan-on-human, human-on-titan, or titan-on-titan. Human-on-human teabagging is frowned upon, because it's not sufficiently epic. Spelled with either a space or a hyphen, because titanbag looks like tit-an-bag, which sounds like a sex thing.
Me: "I'm going to kick the shit out of you in Titanfall, scrub."

UPS Billy: "I'm going to titan bag you every chance I get."
by F0r Aiur February 7, 2014
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Titan Regiment

A band in North Oconee that is filled with professional victims.
Bob: "Are you in the titan Regiment?"
Charlie: "Can't you tell? My hair is dyed purple!"
by E_col1 March 20, 2022
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Titanic That Bitch

Referring to the act of porking a girl in the titanic position without a condom pulling out at the last moment thrust-throw her, cumshot from a distance, walk away slowly, make a sandwich and chill out with a beer, and sleep.
Dayumm, she's fine as hell! I'm gonna Titanic that Bitch!!
by EllieeTee<3 and ESPINOZA! August 10, 2010
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TITANS SUCK

no need for definitions...they just SUCK
nobody likes the titans, they only watch to see CJ.

Dear Bud, go die already.

hey, tennessee, the titans suck
by budadamsshoulddie August 16, 2011
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titanic girl

Titanic girl - A girl who thinks she is way better than she is and better than everyone else. Usually using social media to brag about her own looks and to show off her body, will stereotypically have average face. Will undoubtedly burn out and be used up then ultimately sink just like the ship.
Girl: "guys aren't shy here jheezus, I know I'm beautiful but come on!"

Boy: "this girl is clogging up my news feed, she's a straight up titanic girl"
by JustStop September 12, 2013
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attack on titan

Is a good show because someone dies
Attack on titan is a good show because someone dies!!
by bignigga2001 April 1, 2021
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