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Punisher

A person that talks so damn much to you in which punishing you for even engaging in conversation with them. At every turn there is almost no out of that conversation.
“ Greg at work is a f*cking punisher man”

“Greg’s f*cking punishing me right now man”
by Mako4311 October 30, 2023
mugGet the Punishermug.

fictional googology punishment

This punishment is fake and does not work!!! Do not believe in BernatJp2022!!!
benat: GRAAA YOUR GETRTING A FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!!
by TheWindowy August 23, 2025
mugGet the fictional googology punishmentmug.

Punish banana

Hjalte punished his banana, punish banana
by Jacob_barnet March 2, 2025
mugGet the Punish bananamug.

Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

...........................................
Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
by gnostic3 December 11, 2022
mugGet the Gluten For Punishmentmug.

Ye Ol' Punisher

When you shove an umbrella up a prisoners butthole and expand it until they find sexual pleasure.
They sentaced him to Ye Ol' Punisher
by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025
mugGet the Ye Ol' Punishermug.

Push up punishment

You cannot make a student do any physical activity in lesson, it is humiliation, banned and also illegal. A student has every ugh to report a teacher if they abuse the punishment that the school/college give them access too. Oxford university studies say that this form of punishment is unfair and goes against ones human rights.
My teacher can’t make me do push up punishment .
by Dr Emma Roberts. Health November 26, 2018
mugGet the Push up punishmentmug.

Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
mugGet the Ironic Punishmentmug.

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