Hammering Nails

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.

guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest

by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018

Hammer of Thor

The sexual act of grasping ones member the second before ejaculation and squeezing to such an extent that your hand begins to shake. The desired effect being, the sperm redirects and shoots the opposite way back into the body causing you to trick your member (dick) into thinking it's on nut #2 without he sensitivity or need for a pause that comes with the second round.
But the move does have it's draw backs and the user will experience blue balls the following morning or day after.

Use with caution!

I almost came on stroke five last night when I was with my girl in bed but I pulled the Hammer of Thor" and I lasted almost an out and half.

by style September 7, 2014

hammer heading

the term for when a man takes extacy and viagra. the viagra is taken because of the comon erectile disfunction assosiated with MDMA

guy 1: Dude, me and Ashley are gunna do E and im gunna screw her.
guy 2: Dude, that aint gunna work, you need to go Hammer Heading.

by ykwtdtgluip January 11, 2008

Hannah Hammer

Hannah Hammer is what pussys do to fight. You ball up ur fist and hit like a hammer. You hit with ur pinky and side of ur palm pretty much. It doesn’t hurt anyone but urself, so good luck trying to win a fight using this interesting technique.

OMG!- she’s doing the -HANNAH HAMMER- bahahhaah 😭

by exposingbitchesxoxo December 8, 2019

Mushroom hammer

When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.

So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.

by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014

hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip

Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank

by Mattc96 February 25, 2015

hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017