Dirty Grandpa

A drink. 1 part bourbon, 1 part Scotch, 1 part Amaretto 1 cherry. Also known as a GodFather

Bartender, another Dirty Grandpa please.

by Orb42 December 15, 2020

Grandpa Speakers

A nice thick ass

Damn Mat! Did you see the size of those grandpa speakers?

by Mcgurt November 13, 2021

Grandpa

A grandfather.

Grandpa and the kids were having fun

by the random. October 29, 2021

healthy grandpa

When you fall asleep in the recliner, and your significant other climbs on top, rides, then steals your wallet and pills

Guy 1: Dude, this chick was so horny, she gave me a healthy grandpa
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!

by Avon-6 September 17, 2021

Grandpa joe

Everyones favorite grandpa

Hi grandpa Joe how are you

by az assassin July 24, 2021

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

grandpa dooley

a person who drives or does anything in general extremely extremely slow and even stops completely at yield signs & gets beeped at constantly because they drive so slow & their not old at all they just act like it!

come on Mick pick up the pace your driving like grandpa dooley!!

by Bosslady2417 May 21, 2023