yoga blast

When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.

I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.

Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.

by Twitch.tv/k00LAiiD_ June 16, 2019

Shat Blast

When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.

"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"

by aentreri June 29, 2009

Raspberry Blast

Blowing a raspberry on the tip of a penis. It's also known as raspberry tipping.

My co-worker got a raspberry blast out on the porch. He said it was very good and also nice.

by 24hourprank July 29, 2021

Blast House

Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.

Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!

by Rigid ball March 31, 2009

zucchini blast

To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini

Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight

by jorizza December 20, 2014

green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.

Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"

by l33tLIES August 20, 2018

Eldritch Blast

A future Warlock's first words. Fun at parties!

"I cast Eldritch Blast."

"Yes, we know."

by Dndnerd180 September 23, 2020