A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
Get the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horsemug. This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012
Get the Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at itmug. "i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023
Get the i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywheremug. by Nger3333 November 5, 2020
Get the hefty swallowmug. Joe: Harvey got up in the tenth needing a strike to win the tournament.
Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".
Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".
by Pins0444 December 16, 2013
Get the swallow the applemug. where a female wearing some tights shorts or trousers is showing her underwear riding up her bottom crack
by big criss February 22, 2009
Get the swallowing the washingmug. 