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surfering

a thing that happens when a person is scared with the sea but they're forced to surf at the same time
oh god, please end this surfering
by Sayoki February 23, 2022
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Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
by Wofftan August 23, 2017
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Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
See also Silver Troll coffin surfer
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
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Silver Surfer

When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.
My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.
by Doctorbotany July 27, 2021
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Silver Surfer (NES)

A video game adaptation of Silver Surfer. It would have been a pretty kickass game if not for the fact that it's one of the hardest games on the NES, for all the wrong reasons.
Generally, it is frowned upon to say that a game is bad because it's "too difficult." After all, just because it's hard, doesn't mean it's bad.

But with Silver Surfer (NES), it does. If you've ever watched the AVGN's review of it, all I can tell you is...HE'S NOT EXAGGERATING.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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crowd surfer

Someone who goes along with what is popular within a given group of people regardless of their own personal standings in order for general social validation to be achieved.
Dude, that kid is such a crowd surfer.
How?
The group he hangs out with doesn't particularly like him, but he still just goes along with whatever they say. It seems like he just wants to fit in, but he's just going about it the wrong way
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
You wanna make out?
Oh boy do I!
by Bosco'sNutshack March 14, 2022
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Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals
by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023
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