When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Raylyn is the biggest STUNT-“MAN” ever, we was supposed to go out out of town last night and she never texted me back .
by Your mom ❤️ May 13, 2024

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by uncledavids. October 21, 2019

My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.
by chelseydoeslove May 21, 2016
