Stealth Bomber

When you shit a floater into the toilet's hole under water, it rises to the roof, and you think WTF when you don't see it.

Chris: Dude, I took a hard shit yesterday, and when I looked into the toilet I didn't see anything.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.

by Nymphetamine2791 February 17, 2010

American Stealth

Complete opposite to stealth. i.e. as un-stealthy as one can possibly be.

That air strike was american stealth at its best.

by Piglet Brave February 27, 2011

Stealth Fuck

When you have sex with someone but their parent(s) are in the house.

“Me and my girlfriend tried to stealth fuck but her mom walked in and made me leave”

by Anonymous Blonde Person April 14, 2019

stealth mode

masturbating at your desk at such high speed people around you can't see what's happening.

They just think you are typing loads.

'Gosh - JC can type really fast'

by Anonymous March 07, 2003

stealth mode

To make yourself an invisible pervert.

Where's Bilbo - has he gone on Stealth manouvers again. Aahhh! somethings proding at me scrotum!!!!!!

by Anonymous March 07, 2003

stealth bomb

when you go up to someone sleeping and drop a dingleberry on their face and walk away

I dropped the dirty stealth bomb on this guy at this party while he was sleeping

by BlackGuyMcgee August 02, 2011

Stealth Texting

The act of covertly sending malicious text messages about a person in the room to a 3rd party, who is also in the same room.

Lori, Danni, and Mandy are all in the same room. Danni is sitting next to Mandy and happens to observe that Mandy stinks. Danni then resorts to STEALTH TEXTING to inform Lori of the situation.

by Foyt August 13, 2010