staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

stapitchulous

A descriptive word that describes a Dolan Twins video

“Today is the day this video goes up... can’t wait to show u guys it’s actually stapitchulous”

by EmmalynToding July 31, 2018

staphperson

A "toxic" employee in a store, office, or factory who creates a sickening environment for everyone around him.

Having a staphperson join your employment-team is indeed a horrid burden for everyone else, but it also provides an excellent excuse to call back that headhunter who contacted you the other day.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

stappment

A statement presented as fact even though it is not even possible to prove or disprove.

Don’t give me your stappments!

by pjerickson December 8, 2018

Stapars

A god of the wedges, he knows how to put the ball in the hole every time.

Wow dude you really now how to put it in the hole, you are just like stapars!!!

by Dickbutt2222 January 6, 2019

Ståpels

Ståpels is the Norwegian word for boner

damn I got a ståpels

by jorna January 21, 2019

staped

destroyed someone in a 1v1

"i staped this guy really badly i bet he is so mad"

by yeet 09 March 23, 2019