Splamb

The meat used to make gyros.

I love the splamb that they use to make these gyros!

by Aloisious May 16, 2021

splashgnf

funny - aciclety

splashgnf is so funny

by aciclety July 5, 2021

Spasmanoid

Spasmanoid (noun): Derived from the combination of "spastic," which typically refers to uncontrolled, spasmodic movement or behavior, and the suffix "-noid," implying similarity or likeness, often used colloquially to refer to a person, creature or entity (e.g., humanoid).

In a medical or physiological context, "Spasmanoid" could be used to describe an individual or organism that displays consistent, spasm-like, or erratic movements, especially in the head or upper body area. This could be due to a neurological condition or other medical causes.

In a metaphorical or social context, it could denote a person who behaves in a highly erratic, unpredictable, or volatile manner, demonstrating metaphorical 'spasms' in their actions or reactions.

Please note that if used to refer to people, this term should be used carefully, as "spastic" can sometimes be perceived as derogatory or offensive, particularly when used to describe individuals with certain medical conditions

Fuck, you're a spasmanoid mate.

by Chris_Gray July 7, 2023

Poo-splash

The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.

Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Sack Splash

When your dropping a large loaf and it crashes into the toilet with such force, water splashes up into your scrotum

"Dude, I was pinching a turd when water came up and sack splashed me, I'm still kind of wet."

by ForeverMoist October 13, 2009

Cursive spasm

When one has been writing in cursive handwriting for an excessive amount of time to the point that their hand hurts and they accidentaly add more loops and swirls (usually extra e's and o's) to thier words than necessary.

A: Oh man that essay question was sooo long, I completely cursive spasmed all over it, it's not gonna make any sense!
B: Who the fuck writes in cursive? You're so old english school!

by P. Trotsky January 23, 2011

Cough Splash

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.

by 6515 October 31, 2011