Skip to main content

sperm guzzler

1. A drink, usually consisting of milk jelly and cherry vodka.

2. Someone who enjoys swirling sperm around in their mouth.
Boy #1: Wow he's holding in a lot.
Boy #2: Yeah pack him a sperm guzzler and you'll never go to bed alone again.
sperm guzzler by Banri Tanaka August 20, 2003

sperm catcher 

A tuft of hair grown under the center of the bottom lip.
Dude, Howie Mandel really needs to shave off that sperm catcher.
sperm catcher by Jutrizzle January 6, 2007

sperm digger 

any girl that wants to steal the profeta boys' sperm but will eventually find her way into forrest kline's pants. she will eventually be killed by a duo that consists of gordie and chelsea kline.

Sperm Donor

A Sperm Donor is a guy who goes to a Sperm Bank/Clinic and masturbates until he ejaculate all of his sperm into a cup. Then the clinic is supposed to give it to a girl who wants to have a kid.

The sperm donor's intention is to merely gets paid for donating his sperm and have no financial responsibilities for the child that comes from the girl who injects his sperm into her vagina! - Period!

However, some girls try to sue the guy who donated his semen to her for child support, KNOWING that the guy only donated his sperm cuz he thought he wouldn't have to support the child!
*Location: Sperm Clinic*

Smart, successful and sexy teenage boy (18 years old) after masturbating and ejaculating out all of his sperm turns to the nurse and says: "Okay, here's my sperm.- This is anonymous and I won't have to pay child support later cuz that's what a sperm donor is, right?"

Nurse: Absolutely! Now here's your $600 for your donation.

****** 9 Months Later*****

Girl who injected the guys sperm and birthed a baby gets a lawyer to call the guy who jacked off for money: "Hello, your sperm was responsible for the birth of this child, so I'll see you in court to discuss you paying child support to this girl for the next EIGHTEEN YEARS!

Guy: WTF?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! - THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED! HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!

Lawyer: Federal Law: Your Sperm=Your Baby. - See you in court.

***The End***
Sperm Donor by Penisboy123 December 31, 2010

sperm burping gobble dick

Refering that someone gives men lots of oral sex.
Dude back off you sperm burping gobble dick!

sperm sponge 

Often a girl or woman that loves sucking and fucking men on a regular basis. Sometimes a homosexual male can also be refered as this.
Man, my ex-girlfriend is a total sperm sponge now.
sperm sponge by tayb October 17, 2005