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Special Master

One of Trump’s kinks. He likes to have his special master to look through his stolen documents, Melania’s nudes, and Stormy’s pink panties. Colloquially it can be used when you want some one to watch, preside over and referee a particularly nasty sex act.
Can we appoint a special master to watch when I shit on your face? Just to make it fair?
by Jumpluffs September 2, 2022
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chestnut special

Where you nut, or produce sperm on a girls or a guys (if you go that way) chest and it is special because of the variety of colors/smells.
I gave that hoe a chestnut special last night.

She enjoyed my chestnut special.
by The Chestnut Guy July 26, 2009
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Kaufmann Special

A Kaufmann Special is gently laying your dong on your woman's thigh to initiate.
Frank: Yo, Bob I tried the Kaufmann Special on Julie last night and it worked!
Bob: No way! I never thought that'd work!

sex butthole blowjob initiating
by Muscle Man Andy Slammage June 9, 2016
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Kentucky Special

When your sister or cousin drinks so much Burbon her dentures fall out and you make her give you a blow job.
My sis came in last night drunk and gave me a kentucky special.
by RC cool July 19, 2016
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maryland special

The act of fucking your sister and cousin in a threesome.
I had the Maryland Special last night after a long day
by HeyBigBoy February 4, 2015
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Special Fatties

Fat mentally handicapped children that run around playing tag at lunchtime during school. They often wear clothing that is too tight and reveals more than necessary. Often times there is a slight unsavory stench about them.
The fat children or "Special Fatties" running around Mcdonald's playplace... and at your local high school that has a special aid program.
by The Kiddos June 19, 2010
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Lemon Special

To give/receive fish fingers in a fine cinema establishment (such as Gold Class). Usually such cinemas have separate seats in open view to the audience. The giver usually has to lean over a fair distance in order to reach the goods.
Michelle got a Lemon Special last night. She tried to stop it but one cannot deny the power of the Lemon Special.
by Joe Ringer FTW December 23, 2008
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