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Social Anxiety

characterized by extreme fear of social situations and fear of embarrassment

people who have this often want to do something with their lives, but dont do anything because they are to afraid to go outside. creates a painful mental cage. Groundwork for other illness like depression and addiction to mmorpg's

Cured by either taking in alot of drugs to numb the pain so you can force yourself to a bar..

or going to therapy for years spending countless amounts of money
goth: oh man my girlfriend just broke up with me!! my life sucks so bad imma gonna go cut myself and buy dark clothes!!

guy with Social anxiety: atleast you can get a girlfriend ><
by blardymcblarblar101 April 1, 2010
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social plagiarism

When one uses a story/saying/information/anecdote that they recieved or overheard from another individual they know and they do not cite the source. In turn, implying that they themselves are the original source of information.
Maegan tells Leann that she talked to the band about their performance date change in Santa Cruz.
Later that evening, Leann tells a group of mutual friends that the performance date has been changed, without citing/acknowledging where she originally obtained this information. In turn, implying she spoke to the band herself, which could be construed to some as lying.
Thus, Leann commited social plagiarism.
by Mae Mae January 6, 2008
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market socialism

A system where workers collectively own the means of production, and compete in a market free of capitalists. The Bourgeoise and Proletariat merge into one class.
Market Socialism is an economic system that takes aspects of Socialism and Capitalism, and puts them together in a balanced way.
by Skullwarriors July 7, 2015
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VP Social

Someone who rises to the occasion to plan or help plan a course of events that will lead to legendary night out. In order to keep acting position of VP social you must be awesome at short term planning, on the spot decision making and networking. VP social is an electoral position where majority vote in a crew designates VP social to a 2-year term unless performance of acting VP social is compromised or lame.
Emily was removed from acting VP Social role due to poor performance to make epic night out, burgers alone were round like meatballs. Jeremy organized 50 shades of awesomeness time and time again that led him to be the VP Social in his crew.
by Durtis May 22, 2013
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social dumping

the act of checking facebook, twitter, or myspace via phone or computer while taking a shit
what's taking so long in there?

knowning him he is probably social dumping.
by Chaz Montgomery October 18, 2010
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Robot Socialism

the political ideology that unlike socialism have robots provide everything thus equally dividing the populous into engineers, programmers and scientists. as opposed to worthless jobs that have no benefit to the continuation of mankind. everyone is equal. everyone has a few years of community service they must contribute (5-10) but get to live out the rest of their lives enjoying the labor of the robots
by roboMarx July 16, 2011
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Social Bulimic

Someone who makes alot of friends but also ditches them whenever she feels like it.
Also known as a social binge and purge.
Susan is such a social bulimic. The moment she heard that Jennifer couldn't attend her party, Susan decided that they were no longer friends.
by missperfectionista March 24, 2009
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