John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.
by Boner2020 November 10, 2020
Get the Baloney Smugglermug. This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner
Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
Get the Haitian Meat Smugglermug. A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.
"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"
"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."
"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."
"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
by Elton Dong August 28, 2016
Get the dong smugglermug. 1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022
Get the Wookie Smugglermug. 
by Notsocunninglinguist December 19, 2018
Get the Rainbow smugglermug. Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.
When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.
by SuperXY January 1, 2014
Get the button smugglermug.