Dick smugglers

A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.

Man I just found out last night after leaving the bar drunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!

by LewDGreat January 06, 2021

Penis smuggler

A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.

My penis got stolen by that penis smuggler

by Chicle man June 03, 2020

Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.

The Grape Smuggler has nothing to show off.

by Princess Andi January 26, 2024

Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.

Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler

by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023

honey smuggler

A person who likes men

My uncle is a honey smuggler

by The Big Nigel August 08, 2022

Yo-yo smuggler

A woman sporting an extremely large cameltoe in an international airport!

Hey check out her cameltoe she is a yo-yo smuggler for sure!

by May 15, 2021

Rainbow smuggler

A magic bottle, meant to spread happiness.

Jim opened his rainbow smuggler, drank the contents and found bliss.

by Notsocunninglinguist December 19, 2018