Yo-yo smuggler

A woman sporting an extremely large cameltoe in an international airport!

Hey check out her cameltoe she is a yo-yo smuggler for sure!

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Mud Smuggler

Homosexual. Synonymous with Turd Burglar.

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

button smuggler

Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.

When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.

by SuperXY January 1, 2014

cock smuggler

rooster thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Salami smuggler

Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..

Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks

by Skippyq September 23, 2020

bomb smuggler

A girl with *much* larger breasts than anyone realizes because she always wears loose-fitting clothes

I hooked up with Gwen last night...turns out she's a bomb smuggler!

by FanDeBerg September 1, 2016

Marmasset Smuggler

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.

Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.

by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008