Capri-Slurp

The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.

Delightful😁

Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?

Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!

by SpanglyCharly February 1, 2021

Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.

Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job

by Zander 632 August 5, 2023

Sneaky slurp

When you suck someone’s ass in their sleep with a straw

An intruder performed a sneaky slurp on my sister last night.

by Thereal Ohgee November 13, 2017

sand slurp

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).

"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"

by BigFloppyDownstairsOperation June 13, 2018

Slurp

The act of sucking on something
Or
A homosexual discord furry

Wow he can really slurp!
Slurp is in love with raven team leader from fortnite

by Simon van der Linde December 18, 2023

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

Slurp Chug

A loud noise that is made when drinking something. It usually comes from the suction of the lips on the cup or glass.

Bro, that Slurp Chug was mind blowing!

by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020