Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.

My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.

by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009

Sleeping beauty

When you take a picture of someone that normally looks beautiful while they are sleeping then post it on social media and it makes them look ugly or bad because they drool or for other reasons.

Did you see that sleeping beauty that Johnny posted

by The Killer Burger July 14, 2017

speedingslug

A really fast Gastropod, as opposed to a slow one, and to travel at speed leaving a trail of mucus behind it.

There he goes - faster than a speedingslug.

by speedingslug May 13, 2007

Speeding Lee Dude

Having sexual intercourse with an Asian woman with big breasts in the back seat of a car while your (or her) parents are in the front seat.

I gave that chink a Speeding Lee Dude on the way to the movie, with her parents in the FRONT SEAT!

by Lee_dude December 26, 2007

Sleeping Cindy

When you and your girl are doing the Boner Jams Dance in a hotel room while her mom is sleeping in the other bed.

"Dude, me and my girl pulled a Sleeping Cindy the other day, it was dank!"

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"Me and my girl blew the Sleeping Cindy and her mom kicked my ass."

by Dj Weich March 9, 2008

sleeping awake

The act in which someone, often at a work station, is so finely on the cusp of sleep yet in a mental state of readiness.

Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?

Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.

Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?

Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.

by Dornelio June 8, 2010

Sleeping Man

A poor quality pick up move, where a man refuses to leaves someone's bed by pretending to be asleep.

Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes

-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"

by grundy88 November 25, 2011