slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face

"I slam spunked that bitch!"

by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016

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UD Slammed

When the fuck stick editors repeatedly deny your definitions you've been UD Slammed.

I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.

by Limon_Jello September 26, 2013

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Sandusky Slam

When a big man picks up another man/woman and sticks their penis in them. they then jump and land on top of them making them feel little and broken.

Those two gay guys Sandusky slammed yesterday!
I feel bad for the small one.

by pissballshitball February 14, 2012

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A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.

"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."

by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012

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slam and jerk

A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!

Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.

by icesk8inglovr March 16, 2011

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