snapper

After orgasm, if left in position, as the male organ softens, and the muscles of the vaginal walls haven't been stretched, in child birth, for example, at some point, the flacid penis will be ejected, not with an audible "snap" as the title would indicate, but with a reaction not found in post-parturition vaginas.

The current trend is for more women to opt for Caesarian Section to avoid pesky labor and to maintain their "snatchlasticity.

He wants me to have a C-Section because he likes my Snapper,... and I like his cuddling.

by Furb April 21, 2006

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Snapper

Used in North Dublin, Ireland, as slang for a baby.

'Jaysis Mary, the snapper's gettin' too big for that cot!'

by 1759 December 21, 2008

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puddle skipper

A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself.

"Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?"
"A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!"
"Wow. What a total puddle skipper!"

by LightBoy December 9, 2005

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