sideways cap

Hardcore anal. That makes a gooey substance.

I’m ready I’m wearing my sideways cap

by ##lolol October 18, 2017

sideways accusation

A ad-hoc phrase, generally summoned by pedantic bullies attempting to ward away any valid criticism of their conduct. Its form is ineffable, but can be identified when curses spew from the conjurer's cowardly lips, unjustly redirected into another misdirection.

The term "sideways accusation" was first encountered in the wild on August 08, 2021. The user is likely unaware of the logical fallacies found within their checkerboard rhetoric, but such is the way of the errant phlyarologist, doomed to the gunwales ideology .

" This kind of sideways accusation is sleazy shit that can fuck right off." - Pedantic Jimmy
"The universe is an deserted aqueduct and I'm calling my mom to pick me up" - Napoleon H. Chirst
"Get someone else to partake in your downward exoneration, because my boots won't stand for it!" - See, Anyone Can Do It!

by oddcodes August 6, 2021

Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it

Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!

by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017

a sideways taco

a woman's vagina

Eating a sideways taco always satisfies the muff munchies.

by Nefairyious March 1, 2016

Sideways Mumbo

Dancing sideways. The girl is usually facing towards the ceiling and the male the floor. This in no way means sex.

I heard Billie and Sarah were doing the Sideways Mumbo the other day!

by NHP5000 August 27, 2009

Sideways Geyser

When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.

Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?

*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!

by Original Defining November 30, 2016

Sideways

The act of being high on x3 drugs that leave you not up not down .. Sideways

I dont like to be to high to low i like to be sideways

by Wordoffender June 4, 2018