shump

Taking a dump and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom. This is for maximum efficiency and cleanliness, as one leaves the bathroom with a clean ass and maintains that cleanliness until tommorrow's shump.

I felt refreshed and ready to face my day after my morning shump.

by Tommy Rylander November 3, 2003

shump

shit plus a dump

"I just took a huge shump in your toilet."

by BlackFalcon448 December 1, 2011

shumph

a diety

man you are like a shumph

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

shumoos

A person who likes to be free and hates being alone

That girl is such a shumoos

by Do ta me man May 4, 2018

Shumleed

Mysterious guy that won’t open up unless he decides you are worthy of his affection. Sometimes you won't hear from them for weeks, but they always come back to where they feel safe. They play hard to get, but in reality they don't know how to express their feelings towards others. Once you crack their shell, they are the most lovable guy, and they will make sure to accommodate your every need.

Person 1: OMG! is that Shumleed?
Person 2: I haven't seen him in ages! He is so cool.

by luvsu November 23, 2021

Ben Shuman

Heart Breaker who breaks up then gets together with another girl in particular Avery Kennedy.

Ben Shuman beaks up then gets together with Avery

by Huddle MAn April 24, 2019

Chasity Shumate

Barry Brown's property

If any other man is caught with or caught looking at chasity Shumate Barry will rip your eyeballs out and skull fuck you!!! May God be with you!!!

by BigB94 March 28, 2021