Shrimp on the Barbie

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.

Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

by Anomalies in life July 21, 2022

shrimp water

When a girl had sex with lots of guys with small penises.

Damm she got that shrimp water smell down below.

by White peak mountain August 23, 2020

shrimp paperclip

Emoji flirting with a person you meet online.

"Meet a girl on tinder last night and we started to shrimp paperclip right away"

by MrMcgee November 27, 2013

Mantis shrimp

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

Big shrimping

So you know how when you're spooning, there's a big spoon. Well big shrimping is when you do that, but in the water

Dianne: I'm pretty comfy

Jack: Well do you mind big shrimping?

by Raubry August 02, 2017

deveining the shrimp

The after effect of having anal sex without a condom. The first bit of muddy pee after anal, resembling a vein taken out while butterflying shrimp.

Carl loved having anal sex with Jessica, he didn't like deveining the shrimp after.

by RustyShacklefordML July 21, 2017

Tossing The Shrimp

When a male puts his schlong in a womens ass then removes it politely asks another woman to suck the shit off of it.

I heard Molly was tossing the shrimp with Gary and Jayce.

by DickDynasty April 10, 2018