a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere
guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
by iGrim April 19, 2021
Get the baked shoesmug. "Shoe shot" - to consume a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage by drinking it out of a shoe (usually a woman's). Variations include a "Choo shot", where the shot is consumed out of a Jimmy Choo and a "luge shot" where it is consumed by pouring the shot down an open-toed shoe directly into the mouth.
At that last company retreat, Bob was totally out of control - he did a Choo shot and a luge shot with Kristin and a shoe shot with Wendy! Talk about a foot fetish!
by Thirsty Lawyer July 9, 2014
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Get the Horny shoesmug. wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 5, 2022
Get the wonky shoesmug. Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
by HogieSTL July 7, 2008
Get the deuce shoesmug. by nsolo1717 November 25, 2013
Get the piece of shoemug. When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
by oliviawhoopwhoop February 18, 2022
Get the Eat the shoemug.