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Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.
“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”
by Sherzzer August 7, 2018
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shlong

A fat fucking cock that cant be resisted by any women
my shlong is hard
by scrodemlickingasswipe69 December 12, 2022
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Shlong

A word used in the shlong fest
1: wow look at your shlong
2: omg your shlong is so big!
by Shlong_big_69 November 29, 2020
mugGet the Shlongmug.

Shlong

by sparecoochie123 October 29, 2020
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shlong knocker

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker
by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015
mugGet the shlong knockermug.

Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long
This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong
by DndBoi June 15, 2023
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Long shlong

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong
by Jigglytits May 13, 2021
mugGet the Long shlongmug.

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