sharted

fart plus shit equals shart.

if you still don't know what it means you're ratchet

farting/shitting at the same time. if this happens to you, you just sharted

by your.so.extra December 14, 2012

shart

When you fart so hard you shit yourself.

"That was one hell of a fart, I think I might have sharted. My pants are wet."

by Dan5665 September 28, 2012

shart

A fusion of two words fart and shit... Due to a determined act of confidently wanting to expel bodily gases out of the rectum, but unexpectedly propelling a small amount of bodily liquids from the aforementioned rectum.

Have you ever farted, but it really wasn't a fart? Yes, I sharted! Happens to me all the time.

by paulazahn April 8, 2015

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

by jr December 11, 2004

sharted

when you fart so hard that a little piece of shit comes out

oh no, i just sharted all over my undershorts

by paul t. January 27, 2004

sharted

when you shit and fart at the same time

jimmy sat down and thought he farted but he really sharted

by heaven 01 May 13, 2005

sharted

when u try to fart and a little shit comes out

Dude we gotta go i sharted, ??, tryed to fart and little shit came out

by steadler0 February 19, 2008