Pulled a Seit

Getting to a belligerent level of intoxication in which one is unaware of his/her surroundings and is incapable of rolling a joint

"Did you see Lamar last night? He was really fucked up!"

"Yeah, Lamar definetly pulled a seit."

by bostonian22 December 24, 2013

Shitza

A way of expressing anger after getting {pwned} online right before you are going to score a point. Usually occurs in {CTF} right before you are about to capture the flag.

Me: SHITZA! I just got pwned by some lucky {noob} right before I was about to score!
Noob: HAHA I WIN!
Me: {STFU}

by SoniKlos June 23, 2010

seizure boy

when your fucking somebody and it gets a little too intense so you have a seizure

"I seizure boyed that hoe!!!"

by tabasco3131 August 20, 2008

Seize The Day

A clever, yet classy way of telling someone that you gave a blowjob. Can be said in public and on social networks with no shame and no suspicion. If you really want to be inconspicuous, you can even simply say "carpe diem" while encouraging someone to do it.

Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"

Girl 1: How was that party last night?! Did anything interesting happen?
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!

Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!

Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*

A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!

by Roccstar October 10, 2012

seizure

to lose total control of your body due to a brain disorder.

I know this guy named pete,fox who takes seizures the asshole stole someone elses wife got her pregnant now he is polluting the rest of the world with his children that in the end will also have hereditary medical issues and we will all end up supporting this with our tax dollars for the medical bills.

by lora fox May 29, 2008

Shitzels

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

by harryresh April 25, 2010

alka-seltzer

When you drop your balls into somebody's carbonated beverage. When dropped in, they make the sound "plop plop. fizz fizz", much like the advertisement for the original product.

Dude, go over there and alka-seltzer that guy's drink.

by triculous May 23, 2011