Scrumble

Huggable. A cross between crumple and squish, used affectionately like a hug.

You're my little scrumble bunny!

by Bob8954321 November 22, 2006

scrambler

the scrambler is a sexual position, similar to the portugeuse breakfast you shove an egg in your partners vagina and kick it till the egg breaks, then have sex.

girl: give me the scrambler!
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis

by John Assdick May 5, 2008

scrambler jambler

A retarded name for a device used in Halo 3 used to jam up ones radar.

xkronik iz sikx: Woah! i just picked up the scrambler!
xixkronikxix: really! lets scrambler jambler ourselves!
xkronik iz sikx: Good Idea!
xixkronikxix: woah! wered everyone go?

by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007

The Scrambler

“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.

“Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

“Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”

by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019

2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.

Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"

by GDrizzle June 4, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.

Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles

by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004

Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004