scrub account

On online games, mostly first person shooters, a backup account that a person has to practice the particular game without risking the stats on their legit account.

Person 1: d00d. ur only a level 24. get good nub.
Person 2: This is just my scrub account. I have all level 50s on my legit account, nub!

by T3hMasterChief March 4, 2009

Scrub Norris

The ultimate failure at life. Opposite of its counterpart Chuck Norris, who rules at life in everything he does. A Scrub Norris just sucks at everything and even when he tries his hardest he still fails. Typical examples include a guitar player that only knows power chords, a person who spams only one button while playing a video game, someone who thinks benching 135 at the gym is amazing could also be considered a scrub norris; you get the idea.

I know what a Scrub Norris

by apatheticempath December 3, 2011

lax scrub

noun-one who tries to play the awesome and intense game of lacrosse, but sucks so bad that noone wants him on their team. Usually has no flow and can't scoop GB's.

Lax player 1-Did you see Marcus Mavlian miss that GB?
Lax player 2-Dude, Marcus has no flow... he's a lax scrub

by marcus can't lax April 2, 2009

scrub mackin

using extremeley bad worthless desperate words or phrases in an attempt to mack on a hot chick

nolan:... so what classes are you taking next semester

natty: umm algebra and sex ed

nolan: i took algebra last year its exhilerating

natty: umm stop scrub mackin on me

by beanschwene February 13, 2010

scrub off

To daydream of surreal scenarios and situations that have just been mentioned or wondered about, often in an exaggerated manner as seen in the character of JD in scrubs

JD: god that lecturer is boring
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again

by maso+cookie March 13, 2009

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Achievement scrub

A guy who uses his xbox achievements to pick up the ladies

Humberto: Hi ladies, how's it goin'? You girls wanna hang out?

Girl 1: No, we have to do stuff

Humberto: Well what if I told you I had the "What are you trying to prove" achievement?

Girl 2: What the hell is that?

Humberto: It's something special from Left 4 Dead, just like the two of you.

Girls: laugh and walk away

Humberto: Slowly dies inside

Random guy watching: That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. What an achievement scrub.

by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010