When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.
by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017
Get the Scottish Cowgirlmug. Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls
by Cellucci June 30, 2020
Get the Scottish Hookmug. a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
by authenticgoth August 9, 2024
Get the Scottish Cumshotmug. by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019
Get the scottish trumpetmug. Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
by Al Benedict July 29, 2013
Get the Scottish Foodmug. When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
by Cave29 January 23, 2022
Get the Scottish Microwavemug. My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.
by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017
Get the Scottish Umbrellamug.