Schlimple

When some one with a low IQ has one leg longer than the other and it affects their walk.

"Shes been schlimple since birth, put together totally wrong."

by Aggs87 December 12, 2013

schlieffen

(verb) "to schlieffen" to attempt to enter into someplace or something, such as a room or a bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
(noun) "a schlieffening" an attempted entrance into a place or thing, such as a room or bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute

Etymology: from the German Army's battle plan for World War I, the "Schlieffen Plan," characterized as a "massive, unexpected, and successful surprise attack."

Richard: "Last night I schlieffened my wang into Rachel's ass, and once the initial surprise was over, I think she thoroughly enjoyed it."

Hank: "Did you hear how Richard executed a successful anal schlieffen with his girlfriend? It inspires me to try one myself!"

Homer: "I was late for class, so I schlieffened into the room while Mr. Jones' back was turned, but alas, I was caught."

by yargenhargen July 3, 2014

scalia

noun
1. the aged remnants of a santorum permanently stained in an undergarment.

The coroner literally had to peel the underwear off the ass of the corpse on account of the huge pungent scalia acting as an adhesive agent between the underwear’s material and Justice Scalia’s ass. The coroner’s report read that, some time ago, “a well-endowed beast must have pounded Justice Scalia’s ass and left behind a sticky gooey santorum that gelled up over a considerable amount of time. I’m going to barf.” Like the corpse, the underwear were unrevivable. (The coroner quit her job that day.)

by Jacques Strappes September 15, 2016

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

schlichtkrull

Schlichtkrull, often referred to as slithul is a slutty used girl. She often gets drunk and sucks a lot of dicks.

Oh wow, she was such a Schlichtkrull!

by Slithul November 20, 2016

schlieren

The best city in the world biches

I wan't to live in schlieren

by Oke1234 January 8, 2017

Schlim Schlom

To set time aside for something important, but then slack off and do various unimportant things like watch YouTube videos

If you hadn't schlim schlomed around for two hours after school, you would be done your homework

by sludgewagon April 9, 2017