Slangin' Schlong

Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.

"You should probably get tested. You've been slangin' schlong all over town."

by The Real Dink May 27, 2023

Schlong

Code word for dick

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG

by DiccHole January 28, 2019

Schlong

The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong

Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG

by Sexy_chicken643 February 21, 2020

Schlong

Looks like a duck cuz it is uwuwuwuwu

My schlong is big

by UwU big dick man July 2, 2021

Schlong

Something PlayStation players suck on.

That guy sucks at Fortnite. He eats schlong on the daily

by Thrbegrfhdyduf January 16, 2020

schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.

Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"

by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024

E-schlong

Online dick.

In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.

Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?

by Hendrix the Jimmy May 18, 2022