Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart
They was scared shitless they were constipated for months
by THE BEAR . Husband December 13, 2022
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Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.
by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023
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Scared Lips

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Snow Scare

the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.
I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.
by Anonymous 681664 April 13, 2023
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scare bond

Jake pulled back the sheets and there was a plethora of scare bond in the bed
by rubypearl January 31, 2016
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I am scared of sleeping

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Hi I am scared of sleeping
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scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.
by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019
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