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As itinerant Scandinavians began to settle in the Pacific Northwest during the early 1900's, they often gathered into communities to retain their traditions and practices. One such practice, known as the Scandinavian Spritzer, continues to withstand the test of time as long-standing tradition for thanking your neighbors. When introduced to the Pacific Northwest it endeared the Scandinavian immigrants to the locals almost immediately.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Gigi Ulla Gave Mitchell and Julian a dank Scandinavian Spritzer after distracting them with a plate of warm cookies. They knew it was worth changing those smoke detector batteries!
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Easier versions of this are the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple and the Scandinavian Triple.
A Scandinavian Triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities (in any order) on three successive nights, while a lifetime Scandinavian triple is accomplished if you manage to do the feat over your lifetime.
This version of the Scandinavian Triple has not been achieved in recorded history.
Easier versions of this are the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple and the Scandinavian Triple.
A Scandinavian Triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities (in any order) on three successive nights, while a lifetime Scandinavian triple is accomplished if you manage to do the feat over your lifetime.
This version of the Scandinavian Triple has not been achieved in recorded history.
This is it, this is my best shot at nailing a Golden Scandinavian Triple.
Keep it cool bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, you don't wanna blow it.
Keep it cool bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, you don't wanna blow it.
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Noun: a prolapsed rectum with a sock and upside down Sandal on it.
Noun: a prolapsed rectum with a sock and upside down Sandal on it.
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Bro, that drunk chick gave me the best reverse Sandal last night.
Bro, that drunk chick gave me the best reverse Sandal last night.
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