and then I saw her teeth

When all of a sudden a girl says something that makes you immediately stop being attracted to her. To make matters worse then you realise what horrible teeth she has.

She said she likes rollerskating and then I saw her teeth.

by castanet July 8, 2011

Hey Dude, I saw you nude

age-old bit of classic school boy doggerel sung to the tune of The Beatles 'Hey Jude'.

Hey Dude, I saw you nude
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.

by Virgin Suicides October 6, 2017

down like a fat kid on a see saw

Fat kids on seesaw's go down and don't come back up. So if u say "your down like a fat kid on a seesaw", u arnt backing out of whatever it is your doing...

Jeff: Hey wanna get drunk?
Bob: I'm down like a fat kid on a see saw!!

by frontizle August 11, 2009

I Think I Saw This In A Horror Movie

A phrase used to describe an area where you would imagine an axe murderer living. Can also reference Brooklyn.

Joe: *drives onto a stretch of deserted highway surrounded by forest.

Ashley: I think i saw this in a horror movie.

by DazIsAKiller April 24, 2010

I saw it you can delete it now

“I saw it, you can delete it now” is a reference some people would use if person x posted a “cute” picture. Resembling that the picture was only meant for them to see and not anyone else.

*sees girlfriend post a cute picture* *boyfriend texts her*: I saw it you can delete it now

by urban defier June 28, 2021

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs around in Allston (fuckin' fruit)
He always wears a tree shirt
His favorite band is Roadsaw
He's out at The Model Café (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He's got a tribal tattoo
His best friend is Joe Bonni
He's got his eyebrow pierced (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth (you fuckin' fruit)

He has purple dreadlocks
He works at Herrell's Ice Cream
He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt
I hope you fucking die

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

by Death Menace August 30, 2022