Samuel

He Will smash your mom

Mom - u have new dad
Child-who?
Mom-Samuel
Child-I knew that, classic Samuel

by Mom smasher November 21, 2021

Samuil

Guy with a huge dick.

I wish i was Samuil

by Ami ne znam November 21, 2021

Samal

Samal means attractive in tausug.

hoy samal katuk katuk

samal boi hi abdel
samal ini naglalata naman nagkansang sin way maba dumungug kaniya

myigsik in laway mo samal

by jumbobohotdog November 24, 2021

Samuel Harness

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama

Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!

by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 7, 2022

samuel con

a teenager who has a strange obsession with animal jam, loves drugs, and repeatedly says no shit sherlock.

Your such a samuel con stop watching breaking bad
“no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con

by Emery’shand(pregnant ) April 22, 2022

Samuel Au

Handsome Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every conversation at a high school and start with "Want to have sex with me. What's your number so I can come to your house and bang you up. 😏"

A guy pulled an Samuel Au on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.

That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.

I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!

by Jacques from (Of mice and men) May 2, 2022

samalami

A weird spinosaurus who makes fnaf at freddy’s animations in blender and SFM. He also likes to simp for a bitchy security guard in a homemade rabbit suit.

“Bro samalami sucks”
“Fr!”

by moistsock9972 May 28, 2022