Sammyluz

The act of giving oral sex to a homeless man while also shoving a sex toy into your anus. (All sexes) Sex toy can be replaced by Pitbull Cookies

Daniel: I gave Homeless Chris a Sammyluz under the bridge yesterday.

Berkay: Ahah! You’re crazy bro.

by swaggyJ69429 January 4, 2021

sammywammy

Sammywammy is a person that says your a sussy baka. And only eats goldfish. But he is also a good friend to other people.

Girl 1: Sammywammy is a weird person
Girl 2: He may be weird but he is a good friend

by Hdjsjdggfhf September 4, 2021

sammeth

a fucking bitch who is obsessed with obey me and has this little rat of a younger sibling named luca. and sammeth loves dippibg their feet in milk and they drink milk despite knowing they will shit their panst.

person a; im not suicidal im just a sammeth

by father patroclus October 16, 2021

Sammy Variant #4502

Sammy (aka variant #4502), was transported to the TVA after she caused a branch in time because she ate the wrong piece of cake at Thor's party. Sammy's release from the TVA was not publicized, for confidential reasons. Sammy variant #4502 is the most perfect human being you'll ever meet. She is loved by many as a great-granddaughter, granddaughter, daughter, sister, cousin, niece, friend, and most importantly, a grandma. Sammy variant #4502 is super empathetic, and always willing to help and comfort a friend. She is awesome at signing, and pretty tall and athletic (Sammy variants usually do sports and are very committed to the things they enjoy doing.) Sammy variants always have many favorite expressions. #4502's favorites are bucko (shmucko), drat you, trashity, and *eeeeaaah* (incoherent screaming). Sammy variants favourite colours constantly vary but are usually orange or yellow. Sammy Variant #4502 is also super creative, great at dancing, and can pull off any neon-coloured outfit. Sammy variants are usually blessed with awesome talents, like being adept at drawing, having awesome taste in clothes, and just being a beautiful, entertaining, interesting, and fun person to be around! Sammy variants love coming up with theories and creative ideas, and every variant of Sammy has aspired to be an actor or artist of some kind. Overall, Sammy Variant#4502 is the perfect friend to have, because she will always be by your side in many memories to come. <3

"Who's that?'
"Sammy Variant #4502! She's my best friend!"

by Pinkflamingos22 January 21, 2022

Sammiebates

The big cheese so so cool favorite ever also a nerd who likes dungeons and dragons and is gay

Your acting like a sammiebates rn!

by Kylesocool February 11, 2022

Sammy Medows

Mid level cod streamer, got that nerdy (THEY ARE BLUE LIGHT FILTER GLASSES) but cute type about him, probably sucks eggs, toxic but legit. chupa la huevos

alternate names sandy windows, samurai widowmaker, catslayer, sammy wammy doo dah

you heard about sandy windows? yeah he sucks on eggs.

samurai widowmaker steals more moms than jayden
sammy medows: BLUE LIGHT FILTER, I GOTTA PEE FROM ALL THIS HYDRATION

by Toxbunny080 February 20, 2022

Sammy wammy :3

Literally the most unfunniest person on earth. If you listen to her jokes, you immediately get brain and ear cancer due to the amount of sheer unfunny in her jokes. Imagine humans evolving billions of years, your ancestor’s ancestor’s greatest grandchildren in future. But that grandchild is someone called Sammy Wammy :3 and they tell their joke and it immediately kills your mood. Seriously, the world is full of many potential talents, many jokes, funniest people like me (urmomcvmdumpster), and then there’s Sammy Wammy :3, who tells her “Sam sung, Samsung” joke, and the world is amazed by how fucking horrible it is. The dead immediately wants to be more dead, the humour of 2022 collapsed. The World Health Organization and governments in every country immediately gets an order to seize Sammy Wammy :3 and constrains her. Fuck you Sammy Wammy :3, and I’m literally funnier than you.

Did you know? The world has billions of jokes, but Sammy Wammy :3, kills the fucking humour and the entire populations’ ear drums.

by Funniest Person than Sam March 20, 2022