Sam

an MLG cheeky scrub who gets rekt without even trying

child 1: "oh sam! get rekt m8!"
child 2: "ohhhhh" *waves hands*

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

Sam

Spastic

Sam is a fat fucking spastic

by Your fat mother lol January 9, 2022

Sam

A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).

He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)

Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say

Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford

by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020

Sam

The smartes, strongest sexiest guy around that all the lady's are looking for

Please there I plenty of SAM To go around

by SAM G G February 1, 2015

Sam

Sam is a person who seems really cool at once and seems to get all the girls but as soon as u date him he turns into a wimp who cries everyday and u have to constantly deal with it and is very heard to break up with as he gets addicted then once u break up with him and stops being a wimp again Sam is a very complicated person who thinks he is amzing he is also very anoyying the only good thing about him is he is very friendly with the boys

Hi im Sam

by Big billy Jones March 27, 2021

Sam

Yee yeet lol

God damner sammer

by goddamnersammer November 23, 2021

Sam

Sam is a blond headed boy with blue eyes is an amazing guy loves to laugh has crazy friends . He can be a total bitch sometimes but he's worth it ... He makes you feel like well u can't even explain it You want to talk to him every second of every day and he makes u nervous when ur around him .... He wants u to be comfortable around him be ur self don't change even if ur friend tells u to do something because he might like you and he loves when girls sit on his lap and kiss, hug and do every thing u could imagine

Wow u see him over there ...

Yeah

His name is Sam and he's my boyfriend

by Jay.lynn April 16, 2017