A condition caused by holding Fuckcoin for an extended period of time, Fuckcoin Syndrome is characterized by specific symptoms that arise following the denial of an all-time high, typically occurring around the sixth year of the market's stagnant and crab-like price action.
Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.
Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.
Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.
Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.
My brother has fuckcoin syndrome; he went all into fuckcoin and it crabbed for the better part of a decade.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.
by level2 May 26, 2023
Get the fuckcoin syndromemug. When someone has an otherwise attractive, but completely forgettable face. Like people in stock photos.
"I ran into Jennifer earlier, I think.... you know the one with the... hair (?)"
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."
by Whas August 26, 2017
Get the STOCKFACE SYNDROMEmug. Hadu Ras Alla Syndrom - When a group of females manage to talk about several subjects at one time and create so much clatter and can annoy the most patient person alive to the point of insanity.
by Chalie Zozu August 7, 2009
Get the HRA Syndromemug. People that post statuses on facebook just to get sympathy from all their followers. You can generally spot these people by having three statuses in a row that talk about bad things happening to them. It's very similar to Munchausen disease, but the sympathy comes from comments people reply to their posts.
by dazed66 June 18, 2013
Get the chimjersen syndromemug. A condition which exhibits the following:
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.
Jan sure is psycho and paranoid. Any little thing can set her off. She yelled at her neighbors the other day for climbing their fence. She's been diagnosed with Tayer's syndrome. She's got cameras in her front yard. I think I'll walk by there and flip her off.
by Lopz August 9, 2012
Get the Tayer's Syndromemug. Being ridiculously sexy and sweet without any effort. A girl with Larissa syndrome is unaware of her condition. Having this condition may cause many men to approach her.
by fghjkdbnn April 1, 2009
Get the Larissa Syndromemug. An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010
Get the Forts Syndromemug.