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Snail Man

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.
Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”
by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023
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Snail Hail

Why this Why not This Hey Why is There so Much Capital letter So Bye Capital Letters Bye "K" Mom
don't in hail yo Snail Hail Please
by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022
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snail blade

To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly
We snail bladed them and before they knew it, we stole the deal.
by All day 1978 May 3, 2021
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Slug / Snail

A term commonly used amongst users of powdered chemical compounds used to get off your face.

A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.
That Slug / Snail hit me like a train!
by CARLITO_EL_GRANDE January 20, 2015
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snail trail

Snail trail: when a female vaginal secretions run down her leg creating a snail like trail.
Man: road her hard and put her away wet.
Friend: well bro , it doesn't count unless she has a snail trail.
by Cammy11 July 2, 2017
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Spooly Snail

A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.
Holy crap bro your spooly snail in that engine bay looking mad honker.
by Dr.BigHonker December 20, 2022
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vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.
"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"
by T20x3 February 27, 2018
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