Speff

A useless person, probably with genetic defects of an undisclosed type.

That Chris Beckett is a right speff.

by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003

Smuffed

When your extremely tired from pulling an all nighter on video games.

"Man I was up all night playing video games, I'm Smuffed"

by Nick Sargente February 8, 2008

Smuff

A woman's vagina that is both dirty and hairy, a combination of a snatch and a muff.

"Yea she looked hot but she had a total smuff."

by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009

Smelfie

The act of taking a selfie while someone (or yourself) is farting.

Him: Here, let me take a selfie
Her: I think I just farted while you were taking the selfie
Him: Wow, we just took a smelfie

by Ihadmyleftsidecutoffandnowiama April 13, 2015

Smerf

(V.) to put a blue food dye in a woman's vagina when fucking without her noticing

man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol

by Dark Demon Troll June 30, 2010

smoffing

Smoffing is the act of smoking pot and then huffing large amounts of 'dust-off' immediately afterwords. This combination of smoking and using inhalants causes an intense trip where your surroundings become extremely distorted and hallucinations may occur.

person 1: dude, i was SOOO smoffed last night
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already

by burley bob April 28, 2008

Smuff

Fluffy smegma. Also known as dick cheese.

Bro: "she gagged and ran away?!"
You: "yeah because of my smuff"

by YassKwane February 11, 2017