I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.
by Limon_Jello September 26, 2013
Get the UD Slammedmug. The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
by themooserislooser November 20, 2010
Get the spider slammug. by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016
Get the slam spunkmug. by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018
Get the slam handlesmug. A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012
Get the slam crewmug. The placing of ones pencil loudly onto their desk after finishing a test. Most often used to signify your speed testing superiority over everyone still testing.
Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.
Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.
by doctordevon August 10, 2009
Get the Pencil slammug. Where the one who weart the pants in the relationship attaches a bungie cord to the ceiling and rides up and down while penetrating the awaiting female specimin
by Sum duds September 27, 2021
Get the Thrillseeker slammug.