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skunk muncher

someone who has eaten middle aged unwashed vagina
He likes to go down on older women, he is such a skunk muncher.
by Brian Holl. April 9, 2008
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alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.
"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."
by Tronedrone December 25, 2018
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out skunked

Combination of skunked and outsmarted.

Someone who pulls out all stops to make another person so stigmatized that they lose their job, marriage, etc. This might be done out of jealousy or revenge. But the person has stooped so low and what they've done is so stinky that they fail to realize others can plainly see they're lying and cheating. So the stink they try to put on someone else comes back on them. Everyone knows what they've done and noone will go near them.
She really out skunked herself when she tried to get her boyfriend to divorce his wife. After all, he's a married man with three kids between him and his wife. And she's trying to convince her boyfriend his wife is cheating on him?!? Really now, anyone can see it's her not the wife doing the cheating.
by barbledeedoo August 17, 2019
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Skunking and Dumping

The act of smoking Marijuana also known as weed while using the toilet especially when referring to smoking weed while shitting. Also known as a "bowl movement"
"After those Hot Wings I was Skunking and Dumping all day"
by SkepticSarah September 21, 2015
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Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.
Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!
by Phildong October 21, 2011
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Skunking Around

When you are out trying to get some action when, truth be told, you aren't suppose to be.
"If Becky found out Bob was out skunking around last night, she'd drop him in a heartbeat."
by Words4Birds April 14, 2019
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Skunk booty

Hey man don’t smoke that roach the filter be skunk booty as hell
by Bread boy 🥖 👦 March 23, 2021
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