the section

place at high school where all the potheads smoke up and blaze. also many fights take place there. Usually a distance from the school

lets go smoke up in the section on third lunch u dirty mofo

by rocker666 May 15, 2006

Flute Section

The Flute Section is usually filled with girls with a few guys. Usually loud, outgoing, and obnoxious. Band directors tend to not like them but they dont care. Flute Sections usually have a high population of LGBTQ+ people. All girls in the flute section are somewhat hot and all FREAKING FABULOUS.

Flute 1: OMG GUYS!!!!! THE TRUMPETS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN.

Flute 2: You have a flute. Use it.
Flute 3: Guys, im gay.
All Female Flutes: We know.
All Flutes: God I love the Flute Section.

by FireDuckDefinitions July 27, 2017

Percussion Section

An asshat customer standing at the counter of your place of business who drums their fingers, jingles their keys, and/or otherwise taps on the counter to indicate 1) their asshat presence, or 2) their asshat impatience, or 3) their asshat importance. Generally accompanied by asshattery.

"Hey Trish, can you go check on the percussion section over by the cash register?"

by reapre May 19, 2010

Secks

a common internet misspelling of sex. commonly used on fad sites like www.ytmnd.com. www.secks.us refers to young teen porn stars who "want you to have sex with them" or atleast look at the free galleries of them and beat off.

"oh yes teh buttsecks"
"i 1st did the secks when i was 14"

by dadadough August 6, 2006

erection section

top shelf of a newsagents

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

Secs

A special form of sex that many people always want to experience, yet often never do. It is the orgasmic type of sex that feels so good that those who do experience it will always try to experience again, yet they don't realise that it's a one time thing.

Husband: "Holy shit, that was some of the best sex I've ever had."
Wife: "Yeah, it was so good. I think what we experienced was actually secs, not sex."

by nigerfagot March 21, 2017

sector9b

1.a message board without all the bullshit of elements
2.the site with the best emoticons
3.the b-side

by Anonymous May 2, 2003