scrub off

To daydream of surreal scenarios and situations that have just been mentioned or wondered about, often in an exaggerated manner as seen in the character of JD in scrubs

JD: god that lecturer is boring
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again

by maso+cookie March 13, 2009

scrub mackin

using extremeley bad worthless desperate words or phrases in an attempt to mack on a hot chick

nolan:... so what classes are you taking next semester

natty: umm algebra and sex ed

nolan: i took algebra last year its exhilerating

natty: umm stop scrub mackin on me

by beanschwene February 13, 2010

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Achievement scrub

A guy who uses his xbox achievements to pick up the ladies

Humberto: Hi ladies, how's it goin'? You girls wanna hang out?

Girl 1: No, we have to do stuff

Humberto: Well what if I told you I had the "What are you trying to prove" achievement?

Girl 2: What the hell is that?

Humberto: It's something special from Left 4 Dead, just like the two of you.

Girls: laugh and walk away

Humberto: Slowly dies inside

Random guy watching: That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. What an achievement scrub.

by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010

scrub and tug

Term for the service one would receive at an Asian massage parlor. Typical service would be first to have the girl give you a "shower" while your naked and laying on a table. Next you receive a nice full body massage, then she turns you over and gives you a hand job (often referred to as a "happy ending").

I was in the city last weekend and got a nice scrub and tug to relax after a hectic week.

by phess001 October 23, 2006

scrubbed out

to dress in sweat pants, hooded sweatshirt, mismatched clothing, pajamas, anything comfy

I went to school scrubbed out today. I didn't care what I looked like.

by Jack Bro February 21, 2008

scrub stock

Someone who is second rate and unimportant. Similar meaning to the phrase Ham & Egger. It was originally used to describe inferior farm animals. It's often used to describe second string or lower players on a sports team. It's also used to describe employees who are not valuable. More recently, in its short form, scrub, it's used by African-American women to refer to African-American males who are unemployed, without a car and/or without any money, but who still delude themselves into thinking that they are worthy of attention from attractive women.

Yo, son, does Mike have any game? No, man, he's scrub stock.

Tom is the 12th man on the deal team--he's pure scrub stock.

Girl, I know that broke-ass nigga doesn't think he's gonna hit it. He's a scrub.

by Superior2U April 25, 2009