The Curtain Rod

When a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you fuck her in the ass, blow you load, then pull out your shit ridden cock and wipe it off on her curtains... then leave.

I wanted to break up with Jane last night , but the bitch gave me such a hard time about it..
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....

by brooklyncityvinny April 30, 2014

dinker rod

This is a definition from two origins. One is dinker, aka the penis and the second is a spoof from Lady Gaga's disco stick. The rod symbolizing an erect penis.

I tried out his dinker rod last night.

by Hottdamn123 December 10, 2009

Rod finish

When you have finished your drink but there is just a little too much left where a server doesn’t know if you’ve finished the drink or are still drinking it.

Andy’s mates tell the bartender that he has rod finished his beer and they can pour the next round.

by Konga December 6, 2022

blow rod

When a dick is dirty and requires to be blew on before oral sex in order to clean the dirt off.

She had to blow rod him before beginning oral sex.

by Jerry Kyle March 19, 2016

Cummy Rod

Meaning a nutted male penis, this thing can cum buckets. Often inside the guts of many slutty whores, many people are jelous of these members attatched males.

The cummy rod was throbbing after the buckets of it's semen were left in my anus.

by CoolSalami September 21, 2018

Turbo Rod

Turbo rod is what happens when the person youre fucking is so fit you want to keep thrusting forwards even when your pelvis is slammed against their ass, thus providing turbo thrust.

Would she get turbo rod?

by Adam the chin January 11, 2009

Rusty Rod

An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.

Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome

by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014