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reverse nightmare

When the nightmare is actually waking up to reality.

Reverse nightmares are usually followed by the chest-crushing realization that it was all just a dream and the dreamer must readjust, yet again, to the grim reality of waking life.

The most common of these events usually deal with someone's permanent absence (whether through death or break-up).
''I was dreaming mom was still alive and everything had been a huge mix-up.''
''God, I hate those kinds of reverse nightmares... they just make it that much harder to get over the pain.''
by madcopy March 11, 2013
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Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.
Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.
by Chip Z'hoyy April 14, 2013
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reverse strawberry alarm clock

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.
"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"
by dtoss August 9, 2015
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Reverse pop off

Purposely getting excited after you lose to throw off the person who won.
IBDW did a reverse pop off to Hungrybox, confusing the fuck out of him.
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reverse centaur

a: One of a race of monsters having the body and legs of a man and the head of a horse.

b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.
"Dang look at Annie's hot body."
"Well the body is okay, but she is a reverse centaur!"
"Look there's another one! Their numbers are increasing!"
by FRATLEIST March 1, 2012
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Reverse osmosis

When someone washes their hands prior to shitting but not following
Unfortunately I walked into the bathroom of the restaurant and caught the chef pull a reverse osmosis- apparently he didn't want to get my dinner on his asshole but had no problem with the contrary.
by Janet Fupa August 21, 2013
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Reverse the Perv

When someone is accused of being a pervert, they then try to convince others that they in fact are not a pervert by accusing the original accuser of in fact being the true pervert.
Ohh you know Chase?? Well after the other night when he was being a pervert by cheesing in all those pics with my girl, he totally tried to reverse the perv on me in front of all our friends.......
by Mike Gammons May 28, 2009
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