Metrosexual

A guy who dresses and/or acts like he's gay but he actually isn't

Megan: Is Dylan gay?
Tracy: No, no.. He's just metrosexual

by aryk117 December 20, 2010

metrosexual

1. usu. refers to a guy's appearance. he looks gay, but is "totallly straight"
2. a fashion-concious straight male.
3. and in some cases, a "straight" male... aka he's "in the closet"
4. and sometimes, can be "on the fence"; walks on the straight side of the street, but walks closer to the line than the rest...

is he gay? or metrosexual? ...when im lookin at him i cant figure out if i should tell him about my best friend--a fag--or ask him for fashion advice...

by lesbianbitch March 15, 2007

metrosexual

a wussy scenester who metaphorically emasculates himself in terms of fashion. Think pink t-shirts, highlights, mullets, coloured charity wristbands (though those seem unfashionable now), very white trainers, distressed jeans and that narcicisstic snow patrol song that whinges on about "if i lay here". Expect the same guys to be very ashamed in a few years' time and readily embrace a pretentious masculine fad that will no doubt erupt in frustration at this current, nauseatingly effiminate trend.

metrosexuals seem to think that females are attracted to femininity... in men

by davetwocombs May 13, 2007

metrosexual

An example of a non-metrosexual male is a male that scratches his loins in front of you.

"I was in the store paying for gasoline and a non-metrosexual man scratch and tugged at his private section write in front of me."

by MichelleT September 28, 2006

metrosexual

A heterosexual man who is very much in touch with his feminine side, and is not afraid to show it. He appreciates Gucci bags, Prada wallets, etc.

I'd say that Justin Timberlake is homosexual, but I guess he's just metro.

by FOX July 29, 2003

metrosexual

heterosexual male who appears slightly gay due to his impeccable sense of style, belief in designer hygiene, and willingness to emote. by definition, a metrosexual must be male due to the sterotype that women are usually conscientious of these things from the get-go.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" turns perfectly normal American males into stylish metrosexuals.

by fresh meat May 13, 2005

petrosexual

a person that enjoys the smell of spent premium fuel from exhaust, knowing without suck squish spark boom to create perpetual motion by strapping yourself to a fire ball with a direct drive and you being the wing nut that holds it all together!

yeah buddy you smell that? no what? that there is what makes us petrosexuals friskey!! spent premium gas is like the smell of race fuel to those motorheads flying down the strip by the seat of there pants!

by race fuel freak January 28, 2018