REFLEXEROUS

(re-fleks-er-us) - adjective; The ability to dodge a freshly opened can of shit.

How reflexerous is that guy, cause I am totally going to open a can of shit on him

by Alpha Charlie July 16, 2010

Reflex Math

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.

Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?

by Amon128 February 16, 2022

Ass Reflex

Is similar to the case known as "Acid Reflex" except only affects the rectal region. Also refer to "Shart" or "Mud Butt". It's not quite a fart, but not quite a shit either. A warm and excessively moist passing of gass/poop liquid.

After eating Chow Mein at Coleton's Shit Shack, I had contracted a bad case of Ass Reflex. The sensation was quite unpleasant, smelly, warm, and even spicy!

by Ass Reflex January 26, 2017

Machine Gun Reflex

The sudden impulse to turn around and smile at your friends the first time you fire a fully automatic weapon.

-This phenomenon also happens each time you shoot an automatic weapon larger in caliber than your previous experience.

Guy #1- Dude, I got to shoot a .50 cal for the first time today and I was all smiles.

Guy #2- Sounds like you couldnt hold back the machine gun reflex.
Guy #1- Well they say, "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon".

by epimethius05 March 11, 2010

a moment of divine self reflection

When your held finally pops out of your ass

I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop

by Andromeda98 January 30, 2014

afro reflux

A sudden exclamation of slang often heard in rap and hip-hop.

"This week's sales have been abysmal. Fred, why don't -BALLIN- you show us your Powerpoint?"

"Seeems as if John has afro reflux."

by lizbianish December 18, 2007

refuck

Combination of retard and fuck. Random yet useful fusion of words. Typically used as an insult.

Joe shit on himself. What a refuck!

by evil March 8, 2004